Happy Holidays to everyone! The Bulls are getting spanked by the Rockets, so we’re going to soothe the pain by putting up a throw-away post on this blog. It’s the what we got for Christmas list!
Here’s the cool stuff we got:
Bullet hell awesome time from Cave! This game features boss fights against samurais who summon war trains and battleships in the middle of the proceedings. There weren’t enough bullets on the screen as it was.
More bullet hell awesome time from Cave! Holy business you guys. I’m going to be a manic mess.
Assassinating things with magic powers and knives. It’s received nothing but excellent reviews! I’ve heard there’s a system where killing people increases the infection rate of the game’s plague in rats, thereby increasing the infection rate in humans. What a cool hook! The game is hard whether you assassinate people or go all stealth. Also, the protagonist has a cool mask, so that’s nice.
Because we love Halo campaigns so much. This one has new enemies in it! It’s exciting to be Master Chief again.
Dial Brand Hello Kitty body wash
It smells fruity, is pink, and has Hello Kitty on. What’s not to like?
Ketel One vodka and orange Crush
Class in a glass.
Elgato video capture device
We can put our own images and videos on the blog now instead of pirating applicable ones off of Google and YouTube! Exciting. We’re going to video this blog UP. No more promotional photos on this site unless they’re concept art! Everyone wins. Finally, that analysis of Bulletwitch we’ve always wanted to do can become a reality.
That’s our Christmas list. Who else got fly things from Santa?